From the moment I saw you, I knew I was gonna spend the rest of my life avoiding you.
According to the Internet, this is what Europeans think breakfast in America is like.
this is exactly what breakfast in america is like
MY MOM JUST TOLD ME TO CREMATE HER AND PUT HER ASHES IN AN HOUR GLASS SO THAT EVEN AFTER SHE’S DEAD AND GONE SHE CAN CONTINUE TELLING ME HOW MUCH TIME I’M WASTING.
cute things to call your girlfriend:
5. 1/2lb butter
7. pour into pan
8. preheat to 375°
liquor before beer youre in the clear
beer before liquor youll be okay dont be a little bitch
Taylor Swift Attacked during her performance at the 2014 Grammys. Like a pro, the attack didn’t phase her and she kept on singing.
this society is fucked up, man. I’m glad she was able to pull through.